Was Old Sir Nick given the cold shoulder after 150 years at the Tate?
Was Octogenarian, Bernie Ecclestone driven (oh dear) out of F!
Is it time for the Poison Dwarf (age 71) to get the big E from WPP before he awards himself another one of the biggest pay deals in UK corporate history?
Surely he can't top £70.4 million this year? Ignoring his share deal, Sorrell earned almost £30 million last year, which is roughly 780 times more than the average WPP employee, who gets £38,000.
It's the second highest pay differential of any FTSE 100 company.
It's appalling, particularly as ageism is rife in advertising - unless you're a board director, or proprietor.
(Apologies for the disintegrating sculpture of Old Nick sporting Lorenzo de Medicis's head gear.)